Roommate: The guy I used to sleep with just posted a picture of his daughter. She's sixteen.
Me: Y'all need Jesus. I'm bringing you to church.

There is a guy and talking to him is the most exhausting thing I have had to deal with in a while.

Dude. I have told you SIX TIMES now THIS CONVERSATION ALONE that I do not want to date you. I have told you THREE times that I am in a poly relationship, and you have said non-monogamy would be a deal breaker for you.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

shavostars:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

Build himself a rocket to the stars

shavostars:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

Build himself a rocket to the stars

(Source: jajaneenee)

nastyaspie:

i love how when mogai people call each other gay like “omg ur so gay” or “homo” “gay bab” “thats gay” etc as a joking insult, they take all the insult out and turn it to mean adorable, sweet, kind, beautiful, dorky, cute, priceless, worthy of affection, etc

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

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the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.

WAIT, THERE’S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE HOUSE OF PANTS?

WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY VLOG ABOUT.THE EPIC, GENERATIONS OLD RIVALRY OF THE PANTS AND CALAMITOUS CLAN FEUDS.

IF YOU EDIT ME IN AS VARIOUS EXPERTS IN DIFFERENT COSTUMES WITH DIFFERENT ACCENTS PLAYING DIFFERENT PEOPLE THEN YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT. YOU HAVE IT EITHER WAY, BUT YOU WILL ALSO HAVE IT IF YOU DO THE THING.

ONLY IF WE GIVE khymeera COMPLETE CONTROL OVER “COMMERCIAL BREAKS”.

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.

WAIT, THERE’S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE HOUSE OF PANTS?

WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY VLOG ABOUT.

THE EPIC, GENERATIONS OLD RIVALRY OF THE PANTS AND CALAMITOUS CLAN FEUDS.

IF YOU EDIT ME IN AS VARIOUS EXPERTS IN DIFFERENT COSTUMES WITH DIFFERENT ACCENTS PLAYING DIFFERENT PEOPLE THEN YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT. YOU HAVE IT EITHER WAY, BUT YOU WILL ALSO HAVE IT IF YOU DO THE THING.

ONLY IF WE GIVE khymeera COMPLETE CONTROL OVER “COMMERCIAL BREAKS”.

Icon change because wheeeeeeee Dragon Con! :D

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.

WAIT, THERE’S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE HOUSE OF PANTS?

WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY VLOG ABOUT.THE EPIC, GENERATIONS OLD RIVALRY OF THE PANTS AND CALAMITOUS CLAN FEUDS.

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.

WAIT, THERE’S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE HOUSE OF PANTS?

WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY VLOG ABOUT.

THE EPIC, GENERATIONS OLD RIVALRY OF THE PANTS AND CALAMITOUS CLAN FEUDS.

sybilaramkin:

 — Welcome to Night Vale, ep. 27

sybilaramkin:

— Welcome to Night Vale, ep. 27

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.

comradepants:

the-most-calamitous:

pbstv:

BINGE ON BURNS: Stream all 14 hours of Ken Burns’s THE ROOSEVELTS: An Intimate History online now via your local PBS station website, Roku and Apple TV.

comradepants LET US PARTAKE OF THE THING

AGGGHHHH. I FUCKING NEED TO DO THIS.

HOW’S FRIDAY??? WE SKYPE AND STREAM AND DRINK AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT AMERICA’S BEST FAMILY.